Behind every successful man, there is a dog......

Sony, Pluto, Chi-Chi, aaaaaaaaaaaaah(you can safely assume here that a female is screaming), all these sounds can be associated with one thing in common, a dog, yes a canine!!

Now, why I wanted to write about dogs? From a stray dog to so called breeded dogs there is one thing in common for them, what ever they want to do, they do it without shame! Ah- this, I reckon shamelessly, has inspired many a politician. But, now I do not either want to talk about politics. So what's about dogs that made man successful?

BOLLYWOOD

I strongly think, and rightly so, that Bollywood has been benefited by the canine race's quintessential tendency to be shameless in every thing they do and hence their being shameless in romancing has inspired many a director of bollywood to be inspired by dogs for almost all of their romantic scenes(read pornography) in their movies. These dogs also have helped many an actor in improving his/her skill in these scenes, insider information says that Emraan Hashmi, Mallika Sherawat, Neha Dhupia and the likes have lots of dogs. I am not sure what animals Shilpa Shetty and Kangna Ranaut have, they need to really improve their performance, might be a few of dogs in their house might help.

SCIENCE

In countries like ours, where sex education is a taboo, dogs emerge as saviors for all those sex education protagonists. Because, more often than not, the first time an eigth standard or a ninth standard student sees in practical, what the first step towards the Reproduction described in their texts is, when they see dogs on the street; the divine bliss these little creatures are into during the mating season has educated many a human. In fact, there is a strong belief that Vatsayana used to have different breeds of dogs in his garden and used to observe them a lot. My dear dogs, kudos to your race!!!!

MUSIC

If you think that dogs have inspired the human in a rather awkward thing, you are mistaken!!!!
But why? Well, these little creatures when they make all the weird sounds in the night have inspired many a music director and one such MD is our beloved Himesh Reshammiya(HR). Well, in his initial projects HR lacked that punch of ooooooooooooo sounds in his songs, he had a tough time and started working over nights and then he heard the music of dogs on the street near his building and after that EUREKAAAAAAAAA, and its no looking back after that. HR still has that recording of that night's dogs howling, whenever he runs short of creativity he listens to the recording with great concentration, and in his personal diary there are confessions that this is his secret for his success. No doubt his songs are integral part of NIGHT LIFE.

Infact all the night life that people enjoy in the bigger cities is just an inspiration from the dogs, one gentleman who happened to be a night watch man has observed that dogs have lots of fun towards the end of the day(read late night) and inspired by that he quit the job and rented a small garage and started doing all weird things there, these include playing weird music(as compared to howling, it was too embarrassing for him to shout like dogs you know?), head banging(as compared to tail wagging; mind you, humans dont have tails!) and hence the Discos!!! Where you can be shamelessly shameless!


SPORTS

One day Mr. Ferrari was driving his local made car back home after one of those "Disco Parties", needless to say that he has been chased by a pack of dogs in their most jubilant of the moods, Mr. Ferrari resisted, he depressed the accelerator to the abysmal but the dogs won and shamelessly so. And on that fateful day was the idea of a high speed car was sown. And when the dream materialized it was renamed F1.

Infact most of the games that involves a ball- Cricket, football, volleyball, hockey etc are all initially started by humans as a measures to save the ball from the dogs and eventually became games.

INVENTIONS

Behind all the inventions that made difference to mankind there is a dog.

Wheel and Fire: Man invented wheel and fire to save him from the dogs that used to chase him to hell.

Earth is Round: Scholars concluded that Earth is round and it rotates about itself about an axis, when they saw the dogs going round and round trying to catch their tails.

Newton's Laws: There is a school of thought that the reason behind law of gravitation is not an apple falling on Newton's head but it is the tail of his pet dog which used to curl up no matter what.
Theory of Relativity: Once Einstein was traveling back home in his car and as ususal a pack of dogs started chasing him and Einstein accelerated and so did the dogs and no matter how fast he drove there was always a dog adjacent to his door as if both the car and dog was stationary and the theory of relativity was born.


Dogs inspired many other things, they inspired the democracy, parliament, wars, competition, homo sexualism you name it and they inspired it. Now this is called the Canine Conspiracy theory.

Now you know why, behind every successful man, there is a dog.........