The hacking of Steve Bucknor..........

Adam Lee, woke up from his bed with a heavy heart. It was a bright sunny day in Melbourne and an average Australian should be heading to the nearest beach and should be planning to spend the rest of his day having beer; but Adam was too morose to do that. Thanks to the Indian IT industry, Adam got a pink slip yesterday and he is in no mood to celebrate. He had head full of anger and chest full of pain. His blood boiled and all his nerves started shouting in chorus "REVENGE". He has to pay back India for this.


He, like any other software engineer, started off with Internet. He has seen the population map of India, it along with China are shining in bright red. It would take a few hundred Hitlers to culminate the race called Indians, he gave up the idea. He then considered terrorism, but what the heck, Indians hardly care, there are scores and scores of terrorist groups trying to prove their point and failing miserably and it is a high risk activity for a SE like him, he loathed himself for the fool he is. How now? How to hit Indians where it hurts them the most? And from no where a book fell on his head. It read "The in and out of Occult Sciences" now he knows what he has to do. He booked his next flight to Africa.

A few years later.......

Steve Bucknor is at the end of his career. He is an umpire for a boring game called cricket, which Indians consider as a religion. Steve has seen the peak of his career and is considered one of the best umpires in the business.


It is business as usual for Steve today. There is India- Australia tie today and he is one of the umpires. He woke up and headed towards the loo. He looked at himself in the glass, he was horrified to see that his hair turned blond. He also started feeling a weird kinship towards Kangaroos. He did not quite understand what went on. He ordered for a black hair dye, done what was necessary and headed for the match.

Steve was surprised for what he was on the pitch that day. He did not feel like giving any decision against Australians. It was as if each Australian batsmen was his boy friend, He also felt like kicking every Indian ass in and around the ground. He enjoyed seeing each Indian bowler getting frustrated when he ruled out their appeals. He is getting some sense of sadistic pleasure out of the whole business.


At the end of the first day of the match, Steve had his usual chat with his fellow umpires of the match and was surprised to know that even they felt they same as he did, it was as if they have taken into control by someone to support Australia. Adam Lee, sitting at another table near by smiled naughtily. He headed back to his apartment.


As soon as Adam reached his apartment, he headed for Internet. He was very happy with the way things have turned out for him. He enjoyed the way Indian media cried fowl about the umpires, he enjoyed seeing the whole lot of cricket frenzy Indians getting frustrated, especially the Software engineers, he hated them you know? He now is a happy man, he is content and thanked his African guru for teaching how to take control of one's mind through occult sciences. He smiled at his success and gone to bed. After all, the next morning he has to wake up early and head to the nearest beach to have beer for the whole day.